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y-u-r-p:

if Maria’s mom was wearing red today… then im fucked.

LOL. You will no longer be the favorite in the family.

(Source: layurpp)

fmylife:

Today, my four year-old son got into the trashcan where I throw away my used pads and decided to paint with them. Now my house looks like a murder scene. FML

(via thefellowshipofthebling)

No, It’s Fine

I’ve got no problem with the fact that you LOST my USB drive with all my labs, notes, and evaluation papers which I worked on for 3 FREAKING WEEKS. It’s not like they were gonna help me with my AP class this year, and it’s not like I even planned on looking back at them sometime in the near future. -_-

Waste of 15 Dollars

soo the quality of the bootleg DVD’s turned out to be kinda shitty. At least there weren’t any heads popping up.

Facebook page: “If your going to say something smart, at least spell it right.”

Oh the irony.

Remember that time I was at Water Country USA and this cute lifeguard wrote her number on my arm so that we could hang out and so that she could give a tour of Williamsburg but the number got so smudged that I couldn’t read it?

I do

Hallmark Fail

How does Hallmark not sell stationary?!?!? I don’t get it. I walked 15 blocks to get there.I walked in, asked the guy at the counter, and I actually had to explain to him what stationary is >.< 

Shit

Inception comes out on FRIDAY, not today! Thanks a lot Lany -_-